How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Reality Check

You are a hunter in an African jungle.
But you don't kill animals...
One day, you caught an elephant. Now...
How do you put the elephant into a refrigerator? Answer : Easy, open the door, put elephant in, close the door.
It's a simple and uncomplicated way of solving a problem.

Then you caught a giraffe...
How do you put the giraffe into the refrigerator?


Since this is a well known riddle...
You would probably answer: Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in & close the door.

Sorry... You just can't do that
I don't think you can put the elephant into the refrigerator in the first place...
Life is not that simple... You just cannot fit the elephant into the refrigerator...
Now you've got a second problem... the giraffe...

OK... OK...
Let's move on...
There is an animal conference in the jungle. All the animals attend... except one.
Which animal does not attend?

The well known answer is : The giraffe... Ha! Ha! everybody knows that... The giraffe is in the refrigerator...

Think again... in the first place... you can't fit the elephant into the refrigerator...
Now what about the giraffe... It's much taller... and I don't really think it'll fit into the refrigerator either...
So you would probably have to let them go... (Remember you don't kill animals)

So, all the animals would be there... Ha! Ha! LOL!

Fourth question... No not the river with crocodiles...

Now fourth question...
During the conference, at tea break... did they have cold or hot drinks?

Think.... think....
and think again...

COLD? with ice...

HOT? ....

The answer... the answer is...

They have neither cold nor hot drinks...

THEY DID NOT HAVE A TEA BREAK!

What??? cut budget... you may say...

NO! NO!

WAKE UP...
Stop dreaming...

There is no such thing as a conference in the jungle...
You are not a hunter in Africa...

Ring!!! Ring!!!

The alarm clock sounded!
I woke up...
got out of bed...
and wrote this in the blog!!!